Top Ten Things That Make My Ass Twitch

I created this list of daily annoyances that drive me crazy - it is a wonder that I have an sanity left. Is it just me? This list has been edited many times and I should have made it the top twenty things that make my ass twitch, but I didn't want anyone to know just how anal I can be.

1. Those people that feel the need to have to tell you constantly all the things they do that are great, do they not realize that the average person can see their HUGE insecurities that drive them to do this?

2. Unsolicited advice - if I wanted you opinion or your advice I would ask for it.

3. People that post bible verses and tell you everyday that they are better than you because God is on their side - not very Christian and just plain annoying. But hey, it's a good out for when you are a total ass, you can just blame God.

4. Stupid bitches.

5. Dumb asses.

6. People who live in their own little world and think the rules don't apply to them.
for example: who cares if the light is red.
                   who cares if the express lane is 10 items or less.
                   who cares if the drive through teller  sign says only two   
                    transactions per car.
                   who cares if you are suppose to enter carpool from the main
                   entrance of the school.

7. People who openly invite drama into their lives and then say they don't understand why life is so hard. Hello! (this could be categorized under, stupid bitches!).

8. Bad drivers.

9. Bad teachers - I know you became a teacher so you could have summers off, but at some point you actually have to control your classroom and teach.

10. Campaign commercials and Newt Gingrich - fucktard. (Thank God I only have to deal with this ass twitch once every 4 years)!

I would love to hear some of the things that make your ass twitch, mostly so I don't feel like I'm the only person alive who observes these things on a daily basis!

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